I admit it; I have used bribery with my kids before. I’m not proud of it and I don’t encourage it, but it is just one of those tools in the parenting toolbox that is available when all other tactics have failed. Some parents may disagree with me, but I willingly confess this child-rearing sin; my only problem is that the tables have turned.
You see, the secret to a good “mordida” is finding out the one thing your child really wants — after that, it’s pan comido. You tell your niño what you’ll give them (a small toy, a piece of candy, a pony), in exchange for whatever it is you want, (good behavior while running errands or an hour of uninterrupted silence, for example), and you make a deal. The problem occurs when your clever niño finally figures out that you want your end of the deal just as much as they want theirs, and they begin to bribe you!
I often used to bribe my boys into speaking Spanish, as in, “If you speak Spanish to me today, you can stay up an hour later than usual.” … But like I said, kids are clever, and the day will come when they realize what you want — what you really, really want more than anything in the whole world.
Last week my 10-year-old was asking me for a popsicle, but he had already had one.
“No, ya comiste una — no más,” I told him with finality.
He sighed in defeat and then a smile formed on his lips, “If you let me have one more, I’ll speak Spanish all day,” he said in a sing-song voice, raising his eyebrows in expectation.
I wasn’t exactly shocked because my 10-year-old has been using Spanish against me for awhile now. Beyond simple bribes, he has actually begun to use his knowledge of how badly I want him to be bilingual in other charming (i.e. manipulating) ways. Yesterday he asked me in English to play a dancing video game with him — because I was busy with work, I brushed him off with a “Tal vez más tarde.”
My son put the sweetest look on his face and switched to Spanish, “Mami, ¿no quieres bailar conmigo?… Por fa?”
My boys are becoming bilingual, but they’re becoming quite tricky as well. So, ojo, bilingual parents, if you consider using bribery, don’t say I didn’t warn you.
So this makes me roar with laughter!! jee jee jeee!! With what did you have to bribe him to be able to take the PERFECTO foto!! I can hear the melody of his voice by just looking at it and I think the orchesta has started to play!
Gracias!
You’re too clever! I did have to bribe him for the photo jajajaja. He was like, “What is this for?! Is this going on the internet!?” … I finally got him to agree in exchange for a “bolis” (his favorite ice pops that he’s always asking me for!)
Thanks for reading and for your comment, Elizabeth!
Thank you for the warning! It is so funny but it is very true. When my son told me ” Māmā wǒ bùyòng shuō zhōngwén (Mom, I don’t have to speak Chinese. )” a year ago I knew the challenge had just begun…
I just checked out your blog and the Snow White video in Mandarin was so cool. How can your son resist?
A couple weeks ago my husband and I went to a sushi restaurant and the owners always have their small children with them. On this visit we saw them crowded around a TV in the corner watching a cartoon in Japanese and giggling. I love seeing other bilingual families!
What about increasing his allowance if he uses Spanish? Make it a bonus. If a lot of Spanish is used, bigger bonus. No Spanish no bonus. You could tie this to real life since so many professions pay extra for bilingual people. I don’t know if this will work since my kids are still young, but this is my plan. Maybe you can give me some insight on whether this may actually work.
Susan, this could work but the problem is how do you measure it and how do you remain consistent?
You’ll have to figure out a system. One summer I had a jellybean system going where I would let them add jellybeans to a jar for speaking Spanish or doing Spanish workbook pages but it ended up making me insane. Every time they’d so much as say “Hola” – it would be followed by “Can I put jellybeans in my jar?” … Then they would do a workbook page and if it was more difficult than usual, they would argue that they deserved extra jellybeans because it was difficult. If I gave one child extra jellybeans then the brother would complain it wasn’t fair because they had done a difficult workbook page the day before and they got less for it. They became obsessed. jajaja
I think a reward system using money or a sticker chart, and things of that nature could work but you would have to organize it in such a way as to avoid these pitfalls and the constant questioning of how much/how many for which behavior, etc. These kinds of things also work better when you have only one child since it eliminates the sibling competition/bickering.
Buena suerte!
Looove this story amiga! Tu hijo siempre me derrite, y con esa carita, ¡mas! Es un coqueto!
I hope my own little boy will one day try to bribe me by speaking English or whatever other language he learns. Definitely gonna raise a bilingual baby!
Un abrazote!
Puro coqueto! He kills me with those big brown eyes, charming smile, and the freckles sprinkled across his nose. LOL
I’m sure your cutie boy will be up to all kinds of clever mischievousness before the end of this year! Jajaja.
Abrazos!
Great article! I had to laugh as I am guilty of the exact same thing. My daughter hasnt initiated the bribing yet, but has tried to negotiate for more than I am offering her.
Oh man. Thanks for the heads up.
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